As I have steadily maintained, bammers are a "jort wearing, mullet sporting, non-attending group of fans." As partial proof of my theory generally accepted scientific fact, I offer up further proof of this guy, who sports perhaps the greatest example of the "Permullet" ever seen in public - that is, a mullet, which has been dignified with a perm.
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The primping of the mullet's plumage demonstrates the great pride the sporter takes in his mullet. Moreover, the Permullet sporter tends to be fairly non-aggressive to your taunts and giggles, because he doesn't want to frizz his perm with sweat if he were to bother to try and kick your arse for making fun of it.
Bonus points for what appears to be a "Van Mullet Dyke" covering the lower part of his face.
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I sat next to a bammer last year who had jorts, a mullet and chewed tobacco. Trifecta
ReplyDeleteDude, that is mullet perfection. I salute this gentleman. I'm no FBI profiler, but I would say this lad has all his teeth, his home is not mobile and he showers daily. Many a barner lady, coming in from the fields with sweat matted hair, would be envious of that flowing mane.
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